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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
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Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
—
share office space ...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
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No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
If my lovely sister sleeps with my boyfriend, what should I do about her?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
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